Stylin’

Posted by Liz on Jun 7th, 2009
wetsuit
Sassy Wetsuit, Wonder Woman
Now here’s the deal.  My absolute favorite thing to do at the Dave Hansen Office is put people in wetsuits.  Why?  Because, to be quite frank, it’s hilarious.  From the reaction of most customers, you’d think that I told them to go into the dressing rooms, strip down to what their mama gave them, and hop right out into the open.  Hands are used to cover all bodily surfaces, and everyone kind of tip toes around in their booties.  Meanwhile, I’m whistling at them and telling them that they look like stone foxes.  Good times.   

 

However, our two o’clock crew had a different approach.  They came out of our dressing rooms like a bunch of dancers taking the stage at a Beyonce concert shakin’ their tushes and posing in their saucy booties.

 

And let me tell you something- I have never seen wetsuits look so good. 

 

They worked those tight spandex-ed unforgiving pieces of rubber like Tyra (Banks) had just placed them in Jackson for an ANTM* photo shoot. (*For those of you who aren’t as obsessed with the CW as I am, I’m speaking of America’s Next Top Model- a show that tugs at my heartstrings and makes me want to practice my runway walk.)

 

After crushing it in an impromptu photo shoot in front of the Dave Hansen Bus, the crew loaded up and took off on an excellent whitewater adventure.

 

2pm trip- I like yo style.

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